<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="0.92">
<channel>
<title>The Grub Report</title><link>http://www.grubreport.com</link><description>Specials from The Grub Report</description><language>en-us</language>

<item>
<title>Revenge of the Moms</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/momrevenge.html</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
You know that episode of Deep Space Nine where Odo realizes he's a changeling and joins the Great Link that connects the consciousnesses of all other changelings? Becoming a parent is EXACTLY like that.
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>A Day in the Life of Breast Feeding</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/breastfeeding.html</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Latch.
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Preschooler Play in One Act</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/preschoolerplay.html</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
"I don't understand what you want."
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Dear Steubenville Victim, You Matter</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/steubenville.html</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
...most of us don't even know your name, but I want you to know that you matter.
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Of Pompadours, Chamois Skin, and Jockey Club: Trying to Be Betsy Ray</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/betsytacytib.html</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Just like any romantic girl in the 1980s who drowned her room in doilies and subscribed to Victoria magazine, I tried to find ways to be a girl from the 1900s.
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Why I Write for Free</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/writeforfree.html</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Unless they’re independently wealthy, I don’t believe anyone should work for free. However, I will admit that I have written for free. And I continue to do so somewhat compulsively.
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>2nd Labor and Terrified</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/2ndlabor.html</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
It's not that anything major happened during my first labor. That is, not when I compare it to some of the stories my friends have where blood and placenta spattered the walls of the delivery room and an exorcist was summoned to haul off a doula run amok.
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Downton, Carson is waiting for you! (UPDATED WITH MUSIC)</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/downton.html</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Don't hang around and let O'Brien confound you/There are Turkish bros, Downton/Maybe you know some little bedrooms to go/To where they shed their clothes, Downton<br>
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Helicopter Parents Are Just Lazy</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/helicopterparents.html</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
It's far too easy for me to see how dressing my son, brushing his teeth, cleaning up his toys, can snowball into completing his science projects, writing his college essays for him, and haranguing his college professors if he's unhappy with his grades. Because it's just so much easier if I do it.
]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title>Picky Eaters' Book Dinner at Woodwards Garden</title>
<link>http://www.grubreport.com/alacarte/woodwards.html</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 05:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Mark your calendars, summon your appetites, and please join me on February 8th at Woodwards Garden in San Francisco for a Picky Eaters' book dinner at 6PM.
]]></description>
</item>

</channel></rss>
